Thursday, July 26, 2007

Oh Lord...

I've been working on a sequel to Titanic. It's almost ready to go. I remember when I called up Margaret Thatcher many years ago--me and Nancy Reagan, and we created something called Harry Potter. We needed a project that both the British and the Americans could work on. This was after we had made ET. It looks like somebody has written a book about Harry Potter, which was based on a young me and my college days at LSU. Somebody's coming to get on the internet machine.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Who in the Hell left the gate open?

Five, six--pick up sticks. Bobby picked up sticks today. I was tellin' Jeff about Mississippi State Football--dey aint gonna win no games. I been thinkin' about gettin me a cellular-style telephone so that I can call Hollywood. I'm working on a new screenplay for Metro Goldwyn Mayer. We'll see. I smell coffee burning--it must be ready.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Thoughts

Man, these cats I live with are crazy! Whoever heard of fish tacos? And for dinner? Baby, we had fish tacos for dinner tonight! These cats are crazy! I hope that I like fish tacos as much as I like a hobo sandwich: four honeybuns and four pieces of cheese. Dig IT! I think one of them is on the internet machine--I better get lost. End transmission to Ronald Reagan.